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Too much
Sailor Moon...


Astrology of
the Scouts

Sailor Moon
Sailor Mercury
Sailor Mars
Sailor Jupiter
Sailor Venus
Sailor Uranus
Sailor Neptune
Sailor Pluto
Sailor Saturn
Y.K.Y.W.T.M.S.M.W...

You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

You go swimsuit shopping and tell the saleswoman you need some support in the talent show.

You look for a little moon symbol on everyone you see's forhead to make sure they're not from the Negaverse.

You plan to change your name to Bunny, Serena, or Usagi as soon as you turn 18, and have your birth certificate proffesionaly altered.

You will not own a doll, pet, or have little siblings or children in your house unless they have odangos.

You dyed your dog pink and named it Rini.

When your parents brought you home a new black kitten, you insisted that they buy you a white one to go with it, and that you get gold lipstick for your birthday so you could paint moons on their forheads.

Your mother has to make all of your clothes because you would rather go naked than wear anything but a Sailor Scout costume.

Your family makes an excuse and runs off every time you start a sentance with the letter S.

Your friends hate Sailor Moon but watch it, anyway, so they'll know what you're talking about.

Sometimes you accidentaly call your mom Serenity, and the object of your crush Darien.

You're nicknames for your friends are Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, and Hotaru.

You also have a nickname for your rival, which is Beryl.

When you're angry at someone you shout "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you".

You spent three years allowance having a gold tiara, a locket with a crystal, a septer and 2 odango ornaments made for you.

Your favorite veggy used to be carrots, but you refuse to eat them now.

Whenever your family makes spaggetti and someone asks for another meatball, you stand up and scream "I am not a meatball head!"

You played the Sailor Moon theme song at your piano recital and screamed at the audience when they didn't recognise it.

You call the nerds at your school "The Melvin Squad".

You volenteer at the animal shelter, just so you can check all the black cat's forheads.


Oy� Como Va by Santana

I wrote all of these myself (I think, if someone wrote a similar joke before me, I appologise), but you're welcomed to take them for yourself.
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